Barbie after the holidays

Ah, the holidays. A time for feasts, festivities, and, of course, indulging in way too much food. While most of us are tucked under blankets nursing our food comas, we can only imagine what Barbie has been up to post-holiday binge. Let’s just say, if Barbie were real, she might need to update her wardrobe to include stretchy pants.

The holiday spread was an all-you-can-eat buffet, and Barbie didn’t hold back. She’s usually all about the glam, but lately, she’s more about the ham. Who knew that Barbie could devour three whole gingerbread houses before realizing there’s not enough room in her tiny Dream House for another food coma? It’s safe to say the only thing that’s “perfectly pink” now are her cheeks—thanks to all those holiday sweets.

Barbie’s stomach has officially declared a state of emergency. It’s not quite a food baby—more like a food toddler at this point. Forget “making memories” with your friends and family—Barbie is napping with a food coma so deep, it could rival the one from that time she tried to eat an entire pizza on her own. At least this time, she doesn’t feel too bad because she knows Ken is probably doing the same thing with a full plate of leftovers. They’ll get through it together.

Barbie has a confession: she can’t stop thinking about the cheese platter. Like, how could something so simple (and so delicious) cause this much guilt? But honestly, the cheese was just the appetizer—Barbie found herself not stopping at just the Brie. No, no. She took it to the next level. One mini quiche? Gone. A second slice of pie? Gone. By the time the final toast to the New Year happened, Barbie was pretty sure she’d never need to eat again for, well, the rest of her life.

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