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      <image:title>Some Good News opening theme song by 4 brothers</image:title>
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      <image:title>Ask me why I’m not wearing a mask, is a stupid question</image:title>
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      <image:title>For some, the future is very clear</image:title>
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      <image:title>Confused about what day it is? Here’s a solution.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Georgia invites ridicule and gets it here</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/this-sums-up-dewine-s-position-succinctly</loc>
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      <image:title>This sums up DeWine’s position succinctly</image:title>
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      <image:title>The real reason he won’t wear a mask.</image:title>
      <image:caption>The real reason he won’t wear a mask.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Guess what day it is!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Wait, is it Tuesday... or Wednesday or what?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Wait, is it Thursday or Friday?</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2020-05-18T19:19:20-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>What Day Is It? You’re Not the Only One Asking</image:title>
      <image:caption>What Day Is It? You’re Not the Only One Asking</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Political cartoons for your quarantine are our specialty</image:title>
      <image:caption>Political cartoons for your quarantine are our specialty</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Hard to believe we’ve been quarantined for an entire Grateful Dead song</image:title>
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      <image:title>Trump’s banner could have paid for 25,000 masks.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump’s banner could have paid for 25,000 masks.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel-like Ascii shield art is one of our best designs</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marvel-like Ascii shield art is one of our best designs</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Wearing a mask into a bank is fun</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2020-05-19T20:44:39-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Ascii Star Wars inspired Art makes for a nice self-gift</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ascii Star Wars inspired Art makes for a nice self-gift</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/might-as-well-call-it-the-cannabis-virus-cuz-all-i-do-is-sit-on-the-couch-watch-tv-and-eat-1</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-19T20:40:10-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Might as well call it the cannabis virus, cuz all I do is sit on the couch, watch tv and eat</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/mark-your-door-with-chick-fil-a-bbq-sauce-and-the-coronavirus-will-pass-over</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-18T19:34:24-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Mark your door with Chick-fil-a bbq sauce and the coronavirus will pass over</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/50-powerful-quotes-from-women-that-prove-you-dont-need-a-man</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-18T19:41:30-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>50 Powerful Quotes From Women That Prove You Don&apos;t Need A Man</image:title>
      <image:caption>50 Powerful Quotes From Women That Prove You Don&apos;t Need A Man</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/hackers-claim-they-ve-got-trump-s-dirty-laundry-and-demand-42-million-ransom-to-keep-it-private</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-18T20:06:42-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Hackers claim they’ve got Trump’s ‘dirty laundry’ — and demand $42 million ransom to keep it private</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hackers claim they’ve got Trump’s ‘dirty laundry’ — and demand $42 million ransom to keep it private</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/coronavirus-opera-song-nessun-dorma-let-no-one-sleep-by-daniel-emmet</loc>
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      <image:title>Coronavirus Opera song: Nessun Dorma (Let no one sleep) by Daniel Emmet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Coronavirus Opera song: Nessun Dorma (Let no one sleep) by Daniel Emmet</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/nancy-pelosi-says-morbidly-obese-trump-shouldnt-take-malaria-drug</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-19T20:33:02-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Nancy Pelosi Says &quot;Morbidly Obese&quot; Trump Shouldn&apos;t Take Malaria Drug</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nancy Pelosi Says &quot;Morbidly Obese&quot; Trump Shouldn&apos;t Take Malaria Drug</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/surgical-masks-can-reduce-coronavirus-spread-by-75-percent-researchers</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-19T20:15:55-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Surgical masks can reduce coronavirus spread by 75 percent: researchers</image:title>
      <image:caption>Surgical masks can reduce coronavirus spread by 75 percent: researchers</image:caption>
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      <image:title>‘Trump monkeys’ sums up the family perfectly</image:title>
      <image:caption>‘Trump monkeys’ sums up the family perfectly</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/trump-to-body-bags-have-you-seen-my-ratings</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-19T19:59:07-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Trump to body bags, “Have you seen my ratings?”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump to body bags, “Have you seen my ratings?”</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/dodgers-dugout-no-spitting-in-baseball-read-the-article</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-19T19:51:59-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dodgers Dugout: No spitting in baseball? Read the article</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dodgers Dugout: No spitting in baseball? Read the article</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-05-19T19:31:58-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Preparing for 2021 looks like this</image:title>
      <image:caption>Preparing for 2021 looks like this</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/the-second-stimulus-should-go-beyond-1-200-checks-and-address-the-student-debt-crisis</loc>
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      <image:title>The Second Stimulus Should Go Beyond $1,200 Checks and Address the Student Debt Crisis</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Second Stimulus Should Go Beyond $1,200 Checks and Address the Student Debt Crisis</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/kfc-pokes-some-fun-at-how-uk-fans-took-the-diy-approach-while-locations-were-closed</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-05-21T10:20:44-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>KFC Pokes Some Fun at How UK Fans Took the DIY Approach While Locations Were Closed</image:title>
      <image:caption>KFC Pokes Some Fun at How UK Fans Took the DIY Approach While Locations Were Closed</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/apartment-therapy-transformed-a-live-design-pop-up-into-a-digital-shoppable-experience</loc>
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      <image:title>How about a big mug of “F You”?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Every Iron Maiden Song Ranked From Worst to Best</image:title>
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      <image:title>A photo representation of where I’m at right now mentally.</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-24T16:48:47-04:00</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-06T17:54:28-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>What’s your mood? Choose here:</image:title>
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      <image:title>What’s your mood? Choose here:</image:title>
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      <image:title>This Facebook article was interesting to read a while back</image:title>
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      <image:title>Are you smoking too much weed?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Ever wonder what Melania’s thinking?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Trump needs a lesson in how to hold a book</image:title>
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      <image:title>This November 3rd help 244 out the door</image:title>
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      <image:title>“We’re gonna need a bigger fence!”</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/murkowski-endorses-mattis-criticism-of-trump-calling-it-necessary-and-overdue</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-07-23T17:24:52-04:00</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-23T17:14:17-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Trump began his term promising  to build a wall to protect America from the world. He ends it building a wall to protect himself from Americans.  ‬</image:title>
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      <image:title>&apos;The Office&apos; Spinoff Never Happened After Being &apos;Shamelessly Copied&apos; By An ABC Sitcom</image:title>
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      <image:title>Billie Eilish Says &apos;Sometimes I Feel Trapped by This Persona I Have Created,&apos; Talks Past Romances</image:title>
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      <image:title>An illustration of what it means when people respond to &quot;Black Lives Matter&quot; with &quot;All Lives Matter&quot;</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/how-a-rogue-employee-forced-nfl-goodell-into-new-black-lives-matter-stance</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-06-08T18:29:21-04:00</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-13T16:46:28-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Enough bad apples! Fix the tree!</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-09T15:04:48-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>This kid with her sign is awesome</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/distancing-pigeon-made-my-day</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-06-13T18:09:06-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Distancing seagull made my day</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/losing-track-of-the-days-we-were-too</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-07-28T17:35:10-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Losing track of the days? We were too!</image:title>
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      <image:title>If Joe Biden give you Hope Again...</image:title>
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      <image:title>Everyone should do the POTUS challenge</image:title>
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      <image:title>Mushroom Mo Says Hello</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/drudge-report-sums-it-up-bluntly</loc>
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      <image:title>Drudge Report sums it up bluntly</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/from-the-city-of-brotherly-love</loc>
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      <image:title>From the City of Brotherly Love</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/the-people-have-spoken</loc>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/america-s-mood</loc>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/this-sums-up-how-we-re-looking-at-trump-now</loc>
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      <image:title>This sums up how we’re looking at Trump now</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/president-elect-joe-biden-hope-again-america</loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/be-careful-the-radicalleft-is-out-there-dancing</loc>
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      <image:title>Be careful, the #RadicalLeft is out there dancing.</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/democracy-and-trump-meme-completed-my-weekend</loc>
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      <image:title>‘Democracy and Trump’ meme completed my weekend</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/the-american-flag-belongs-to-all-of-us-wear-it-proudly</loc>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/this-country-needs-an-enema-4</loc>
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      <image:title>This country needs an enema!</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/my-president-is-crazy-3</loc>
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      <image:title>My President is Crazy</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/this-guy-if-biden-gives-you-hope-again-repost</loc>
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      <image:title>This guy! IF BIDEN GIVES YOU HOPE AGAIN REPOST</image:title>
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      <image:title>Donald Trump is making the political version of Heaven’s Gate.</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/as-trump-is-defeated-the-murdochs-try-to-dodge-backlash-for-fox-news</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-11-13T12:25:29-05:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>AS TRUMP IS DEFEATED, THE MURDOCHS TRY TO DODGE BACKLASH FOR FOX NEWS</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/why-is-everyone-losing-so-much-hair-right-now-here-s-what-experts-have-to-say</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-11-13T12:13:43-05:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Why Is Everyone Losing So Much Hair Right Now? Here’s What Experts Have to Say</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/fast-faster-fascist-meme-is-america-s-mood</loc>
    <lastmod>2022-08-02T17:05:32-04:00</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/it-s-time-to-bring-in-the-counting-expert</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-11-13T11:57:38-05:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>It’s time to bring in the counting expert</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/dear-trump-family-enablers</loc>
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      <image:title>Dear Trump family &amp; enablers-</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/comes-in-second-with-no-grace-man-with-the-orange-face</loc>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/jesus-likes-to-watch-collection-will-bring-peace-upon-you</loc>
    <lastmod>2020-11-13T11:47:01-05:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Jesus likes to watch collection will bring peace upon you</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/trump-monkeys-sums-up-the-family-perfectly-1</loc>
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      <image:title>‘Trump monkeys’ sums up the family perfectly.</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/images-of-democrats-stealing-the-2020-election</loc>
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      <image:title>Images of Democrats “Stealing” the 2020 Election</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/when-twitter-gets-real</loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/it-doesn-t-work-that-way-political-cartoon</loc>
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      <image:title>It doesn’t work that way, political cartoon</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/bernie-sanders-drug-wisdom-is-my-spirit-guide</loc>
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      <image:title>Bernie Sanders Drug Wisdom is my spirit guide</image:title>
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      <image:title>Down To Clown is our new collection</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/down-to-clown-shirt-design</loc>
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      <image:title>DOWN TO CLOWN shirt design</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/if-you-re-down-to-clown-then-we-have-the-design-for-you</loc>
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      <image:title>If you’re Down To Clown then we have the design for you.</image:title>
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      <image:title>President Biden with Attitude meme is strong.</image:title>
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    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/keep-track-of-the-days-with-this-1</loc>
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      <image:title>Keep track of the days with this</image:title>
      <image:caption>It&apos;s Wednesday</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Our “Evolution” collection is something to behold</image:title>
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      <image:title>I pity the fool who won’t concede</image:title>
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      <image:title>Orwellian? I think you meant Orvillean</image:title>
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      <image:title>Follow me on Parler meme is all that</image:title>
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      <image:title>Don’t worry, Rudy has friends looking out for him.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Apple moved 9 of 11 iPhone manufacturing units from China to India, says minister</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://unminced-words.myshopify.com/blogs/news/don-t-like-the-results-just-undo-it</loc>
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      <image:title>That’s all folks!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Watching the #WhiteHousePressConference is incredible #wonderful, #ConfidenceBuilding &amp; #informative.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Get a souvenir from the worst damn year.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Easy answer to the political party question…</image:title>
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      <image:title>This guy’s got it right.</image:title>
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